It's been a really long day but for some reason I can't stop thinking...Alanis Morisette wrote the song "You Oughtta Know" about Dave Coulier? Seriously? This guy?
I know some of my friends (well one really) loves "Uncle" Joey, but I just don't see the appeal. Can someone tell me what I'm missing out on? Oh, and the Jackelope voice he does takes away at least ten hot/cool/charming points, so you'll have to work really hard to change my opinion. And.....GO.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but really why stop there?
Either they just went on a fancy date to Old Country Buffet or that topless chick is preggers. Now, what will happen when their child finds this? Or worse - the child's friends? I wonder what possessed them to pose in this manner but I'm guessing Annie Liebowitz has something to do with it. You know that girl was looking back at a copy of Demi Moore on the cover of Vanity Fair thinking, "Hey, we should do something like that! It will be so classy!" Just look at the way he cups her butt, now that's love I don't care what anyone else has to say.
What I'd really like to know is, where does that guy get his eyebrows done? They are FLAWLESS! Also, is she wearing special maternity jeans or did she just unbutton her pants, because it kind of looks like the latter. I'm just sayin'.
As if Monopoly couldn't get any more boring, Universal Pictures is now thinking about making a MOVIE about it. Hopefully it will take less time to sit through than it does to play the actual game.
Please Hammer, don't hurt us...It seems as though Reality Television only prepares its "stars" for more Reality Television. Let's call it the Real World/Road Rules Career Path as it seems as though the only thing those fools are good for is appearing on a Real World/Road Rules Challenge. M.C. Hammer, ruler of the Hammer Pant, has already appeared on VH1's The Surreal Life and is now shopping around a reality program based on the ups and downs of his life.
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Ok, so this is really funny
....BUT where the HELL was this spelling bee when she was trying to spell tasty? She's Fergalicious, but according to her she is T-A-S-T-E-Y.
Come on Fergs, when you're doin it for the children, do it right.
Lindsay Lohan freed from jail in less time than it takes to sit through Georgia Rule. Sure, her drunk driving is considered a non-violent crime (until you kill someone), but can't they add some extra time to be served for committing such a stupid crime? Celebrities like Lohan have all the money in the world; they can't afford a limo service? If they're afraid the pappo is going to chase them in something so flashy can't they call someone to pick them up in a Subaru or one of those new minivans with the cool seats that let you sit backwards so as to keep things on the DL? Why do they insist on getting shnockered and then taking to the streets? What's to keep them from doing it again when they barely get a slap on the wrist? The worst part of LiLo's punishment was that she had to be awake before noon in order to carry out her sentence.
Does this mugshot make me look fat?
I think all of the alcohol is making our LiLo a little bloated. This was her mugshot a mere 4 months ago! While she's on the market for a chauffeur someone needs to tell her to get a full-time makeup artist as well. Her foundation is doing nothing for her, in fact it just makes her look more orange than her real gingerness needs to be. And is it just me, or did somebody get some lip injections?
I would think that after getting used to taking a police photo a few times you'd get to know which angles look best, right? Am I wrong for thinking that her first police fashion shoot looked better?
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie got it right. See how Paris found the light in her second shot?
Nicole not only changed her hair, she also realized that her first mugshot made it look like she didn't have a neck so she put her hair up and tilted her head juuuust slightly upwards. Nicely done.
Something tells me these won't be the last LiLo po po photos, I'm just hoping she smiles next time.