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August 18, 2008

Someone Over at Disney Is Getting Fired Right Now

Oooh, heads will roll once this picture of Disney's golden boy, Zac Efron, and bad boy rocker Dave Navarro gets out. Efon's handlers were probably taking in too many of the free drinks and those delicious Costco mini quiches to pay attention to his whereabouts. Don't take candy from strangers Zac! There's a spanking machine in someone's future.

June 13, 2008

After Ellen vs. Maxim: Hot Lists

Both Maxim magazine and the website After Ellen have come out with their top 100 hotties of 2008. BIG SHOCKER, the lists were rather different. The lesbians care about brains and talent to go with looks while men would be happy with a Madame Tussaud's version of their hot real girl.

Let's examine some of the differences shall we?

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April 15, 2008

There's Always Room for J-E-L-L-O

Strap yourself to your chair for this one, Bill Cosby - dear old Clifford Huxtable - is RELEASING A RAP ALBUM. I know you're thinking "Shut your face," but I'm fer realz. Prepare yourself fools.

April 3, 2008

Somewhere Christian Soriano is Crying

Most Amazing Hot Tranny Mess Ever:

Excuse my beauty.

March 27, 2008

La Pequena Strikes Again

I don't know about you...but this TOTALLY makes more sense than anything else I've heard coming from a political candidate. And maybe I just have a dirty mind, but look at how big his/her hands are.


March 11, 2008

Mary Ann Does the Weed Grass

Why are people giving Celine Dion a hard time for having kind of hairy legs? Never forget, she is French Canadian…so really, it isn’t her fault.

What’s hot, baked, and famous? Why, it’s none other than Dawn Wells! The 69-year old actress who played Mary Ann on Gilligan’s Island had been driving home after a surprise birthday party in her honor. When she started swerving the cops pulled her over and happened to find some pot (four half-smoked joints in the ash tray and two cases used to store the wacky tobacky). Our guess is that the girl next door hung out with the movie star for too long on that island.

She’s aged well! Must be all the THC – Oil of Olay should really look into that.

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March 10, 2008

The Little Amy Winehouse

I guess it's true what they say...good things really do come in small packages. Much like mini hamburgers, mini tacos, travel-sized personal items, mini-series, baby corn and the Smurfs La Pequeña Winehouse adds that extra sugar and spice that the larger Winehouse just can't give us.


February 28, 2008

American Idol Contestants Love to Bare it All

Why is it that some of the most talented American Idol contestants are always having trouble with the law? This season's rocker-nurse, Amanda Overmyer, apparently likes to hit the sauce and has a penchant for driving fast. According to The Enquirer the oddly coiffed would-be singer has been arrested on DUI charges and may have some nude photos circulating on the internet.

Now, if you are about to try out for a nationally televised program and think you have a snowball's chance in hell of making it past those stupid casting specials, you should probably do your very best to make sure those nude photos you sent to your ex are never going to see the light of day. The girl CAN sing though:

Is anyone willing to bet that there will be a Harley Davidson calendar in the works? Is anyone else willing to bet that Vidal Sassoon is shrieking in his loafers?

Sidenote: Does everyone have nude photos these days? Is there something we're missing? Should we start making some reservations at Glamour Shots to get some taken and get ready to hand them out as business cards before this blog really takes off?

February 25, 2008

Zac Efron Gets Some Serious Pun-ishment

The gay rumors have been in full effect surrounding High School Musical heartthrob Zac Efron for a while now. Sure he's got his girlfriend, Vanessa Hudgens, but the boy is (in our opinion) too pretty for her...or for any girl really.

Let's face the facts: He wears makeup, lots of it. He stars in movies about being in musical theater. Not to make a sweeping over-generalization but, well, we went to high school. We knew lots of boys in musical theater and most of their girlfriends were more shopping buddies than anything else. He is overly orange-tan. And now a photo has surfaced of someone presumed to be Efron, kissing another dude on the cheek. Seriously though, the only thing making this kiss more gay than usual is that both of the guys in the picture are good-looking, it was done in black and white, and both of them have their shirts off. Big deal. The Abercrombie and Fitch posters are more homo erotic than whatever social networking site photo this was probably snatched from.

While we could care less if Efron was less basketball star and more dancing queen, we can't help but think about how funny it is that as this photo surfaces, he is currently in the Isle of Man at the Gaeity Theatre filming Richard Linklater's next film, Me and Orson Welles.

February 14, 2008

Happy or Crappy Valentine's Day Everyone!

Dear Readers,

On this Valentine's Day, we hope you sit back, relax, and realize that it's pretty much all a bunch of crap. No, we're not jaded, we just like to take the Heidi Klum approach to life. It shouldn't take a Hallmark holiday to tell the person you're with that you love them. It also shouldn't be the only time of year you think about sending or receiving flowers (those die anyway).

Our gift to you all? Well, we wanted to make you a heart-shaped meatloaf but figured it would probably get cold by the time it got to you. So instead, we put together some links for the lovers, the haters and those of you who fall somewhere in between.

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February 12, 2008

What You Talkin Bout Willis?

We aren't exactly sure what to feel about this so we'll just say it: Gary Coleman (little Arnold from Diff'rent Strokes) secretly got married. He's 40 and she's 22, he's 4'8", she's over 5'7". It's what all relationships primed for reality television are made of.

The interview the couple had with Inside Edition was very telling.

"I don't have issues with age, I have issues with intelligence...She's more intelligent then I am and that's what matters to me." - I wonder if Coleman had any issues with the intelligence of the writer's misuse of the spelling of "than" while quoting him - we sure did!

"The couple also shares the reason they say they kept their marriage a secret. Price says, 'I just want my own identity as well because I don't want to be known as Gary Coleman's wife.'" Sister, we don't blame you! He was cute and all on the 80's sitcom, but now he's just a grumpy little middle-aged man. Maybe he's a tiger in the sack though.

Among some of her wonderful qualities, Coleman boasts, "She's a great eBay-er. She's a fabulous eBay-er. I hope she gets famous for that." Oh don't we all!

We wish the best of luck to this interesting couple. May the force be with you.

Aditya Romeo Dev - The Real "Lil Romeo"

He might be small, he may have made a mistake when dying his hair blond, but Aditya "Romeo" Dev is the cutest little muscle man we've seen since Little Hercules.

We're not sure if his dance skillz are as good as Little Superstar:

BUT, his trainer is known to be "the fastest skipper in India". You can't beat that with a stick!

A little smooth R&B to take you out for the day:
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"I told Myself" (mp3)
from "Dionyza"
(Little Dizzy)

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January 24, 2008

Jerry O'Connell Takes on Jerry McGuire

I haven't been a fan of Jerry O'Connell for a long time. He was great as Vern, the chubby kid trying to fit in with his friends in Stand By Me, but then there was Joe's Apartment and Kangaroo Jack and one of my least favorite movies of all time, Jerry McGuire. Recently, Jerry scored some extra points with me though; he made a video for Will Ferrell's website, Funny or Die poking fun at the video that recently surfaced of Tom Cruise talking about being a Scientologist.

It is almost eerie how well he captures Cruise's maniacal laugh. His sidewinder is lacking a bit though.

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