The students of Chapman University in Orange, California are to be blamed for damage done to a fountain in the town's square. During the college's "Undie Run" event a group of scantily clad coeds decided it would be a god idea to climb the fountain. Let me go out on a limb here - there was alcohol involved. Alcohol + running in your undies + climbing a fountain = trouble.
As far as I know, my college didn't have an undie run - we just had the Boston Marathon which meant school was closed and everyone was drunk from the time they woke up until way past the last runner crossed the finish line. I'm thinking every college should try having one of these. It would promote health (running) and body acceptance (nudity) while also being a great way to start the semester. Just make sure there are plenty of kegs along the route and maybe some barriers so as to keep the historic fountains safe from harm.
Parents, screw giving your kids the "Just say no to drugs" speech we have more important things to worry about. You see this shit all over your local Six Flags theme park, Denny's and now apparently on your favorite crack-addicted singer:
LOOK AT THIS
What kind of mouth gave Amy Winehouse that sucker punch? Is she dating that thing from Tremors? Seriously, THIS is what's wrong with the world. Hickeys obviously lead to crack-smoking meth heads - not the other way around. Cute purse though.
It's been a while since I've seen anything with Sean Penn in it, and recently I've heard that he and wife Robin Wright Penn (or Princess Buttercup as I like to call her) are splitting, but did I miss out on hearing that he has been performing as one of the cavemen in the Geico commercials?
The likeness is uncanny! Spicoli, where are you when we need you dude?
Excuse me, but WHAT THE HELL is Robin Williams wearing?
Is he mocking me by flashing the peace sign while simultaneously making war with my eyes?
Even rapper Ice Cube is wondering if this is Jim Belushi or one of the drunken Baldwin brothers.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't it look like Bill Gates is trying to play his Guitar Hero controller with some cash?
What a brave choice you made by wearing lavender on lavender while standing next to Slash. Very punk rock. Also, Bill, if you're reading this, do you think I can have your Guitar Hero? You don't look like you're even having fun but every time I've gone to Target in the last month it's been sold out. K thanks.
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