Chubby Jones

Looks like the straights are screwing up the sanctity of marriage without any help from the gays! After just 8 weeks of marriage, Chris Kattan and his wife Sunshine Tutt are already separated. Maybe he waited until after the ceremony to finally show her his movies and now she's having second thoughts. Or maybe she read Kevin Murphy's book:

Love is also on the rocks for New Kid on the Block's Donnie Wahlberg. He and his wife of eight years have filed for divorce. Do we think it might have to do with the New Kids comeback tour? Just think of all the mothers in the audience throwing their Hanes Her Ways up on stage when they celebrate their forgotten youth.

Yes, it's true, Gary Coleman and his wife of less than a year are getting a divorce. As if we couldn't see that coming from ten million miles away, his next move is also rather predictable: they're headed to the televised version of Divorce Court.

It's really a shame, they made such a handsome couple.

One of our favorite couples, Pink and motocross badass Carey Hart, are calling it quits. Rumors of their troubled marriage surfaced quite a while ago, but nothing had happened until now. The good news is, these two seem to be handling their breakup with class. Pink says via her blog, "This breakup is not about cheating, anger or fighting...We are best friends, and we will continue to be."

While a divorce is never easy to go through, we're hoping Pink will turn to her music for support and she goes through with her goal to, "...make the best album I can."

Will it ever end? One of my favorite Hollywood couples, Linda and Terry Hogan, are on their way to Splitsville. Not only was I one of the many who enjoyed watching the Hogan clan on VH1's Hogan Knows Best, I was also a huge Hulkomaniac as a child.

I'm assuming this means no more reality show for this clan. I will miss the overly dyed hair and the Hulk's odd fascination with Brooke's dating life.

And another one bites the dust.