Who could've seen this coming? According to the Mirror singer/drug-aficionado Amy Winehouse has divorce on her cracked out mind. Husband, Blake Fielder-Civil has been in prison for most of their married life which definitely puts a damper on things. The thing is, prison wasn't what set Amy off, it was the fact that Blake moved to a rehab facility without telling her. She must've been angry that he didn't listen to her song more clearly, he was supposed to say, "No, no, no." It has also been reported that Blake has a new girl on his overly-punctured arm, model Sophie Schandorff.

Winehouse is being treated for seizures which supposedly have nothing to do with the virtual Old Country Buffet of drugs in her system.

I didn't even realize they were still churning out Bachelors and Bachelorettes! None of them were ever as interesting (read: trashy) as Tila Tequila or Bret Michaels so why bother? Anydesperateattemptforfame, the love that was DeAnna Pappas and Jesse Csincsak is kaput. Poor Jesse has posted this video explaining their breakup on their official site:

Anyone want to put bets on how quickly he'll get his own matchmaker reality show? I'll go ahead and put two months out there.

Talk about a predictable breakup - Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce. The only thing surprising is how they managed to keep it together for almost 8 years. Madonna doesn't really seem like the marrying type; she needs a harem filled with tortured artists, personal trainers and drag queens.

Hopefully Guy will be able to make a good movie now that he's off the leash. Madonna is now free to have mani/pedis with A-Rod while they braid each other's hair.

Looks like the straights are screwing up the sanctity of marriage without any help from the gays! After just 8 weeks of marriage, Chris Kattan and his wife Sunshine Tutt are already separated. Maybe he waited until after the ceremony to finally show her his movies and now she's having second thoughts. Or maybe she read Kevin Murphy's book:

Love is also on the rocks for New Kid on the Block's Donnie Wahlberg. He and his wife of eight years have filed for divorce. Do we think it might have to do with the New Kids comeback tour? Just think of all the mothers in the audience throwing their Hanes Her Ways up on stage when they celebrate their forgotten youth.

Yes, it's true, Gary Coleman and his wife of less than a year are getting a divorce. As if we couldn't see that coming from ten million miles away, his next move is also rather predictable: they're headed to the televised version of Divorce Court.

It's really a shame, they made such a handsome couple.

One of our favorite couples, Pink and motocross badass Carey Hart, are calling it quits. Rumors of their troubled marriage surfaced quite a while ago, but nothing had happened until now. The good news is, these two seem to be handling their breakup with class. Pink says via her blog, "This breakup is not about cheating, anger or fighting...We are best friends, and we will continue to be."

While a divorce is never easy to go through, we're hoping Pink will turn to her music for support and she goes through with her goal to, "...make the best album I can."

Will it ever end? One of my favorite Hollywood couples, Linda and Terry Hogan, are on their way to Splitsville. Not only was I one of the many who enjoyed watching the Hogan clan on VH1's Hogan Knows Best, I was also a huge Hulkomaniac as a child.

I'm assuming this means no more reality show for this clan. I will miss the overly dyed hair and the Hulk's odd fascination with Brooke's dating life.

And another one bites the dust.