Dude, someone please send Al Roker the most delicious Thai menu possible, have him order whatever he wants and send me the bill. When he interviewed the two biggest wastes of space on the Today show this morning, he gave Speidi the verbal tongue lashing that only a very hungry man who doesn't understand why these two are famous in the first place can give.

Afterwards, Heidi and Spencer went crying to the only person who cares, Ryan Seacrest, and boo-hooed their way through an interview saying, "I just wanted to talk about the show and my experience there and how fun it was, and he just made it a very uncomfortable and awful experience," said Montag. "I really would advise women especially to be careful around him because I feel like he definitely came and attacked me and I did not appreciate that at all."

I mean...really Heidi? Al Roker? Something tells me Al Roker would give his left kidney to an ailing wildebeest in order to save it from pain. Women have nothing to worry about with gentle Al. Speidi needs a reality check, they've been living in a scripted reality for way too long. If they don't go back to actually living life soon, they'll be getting one hell of a reality check as soon as they do.

UPDATE!!! Al Roker makes me want to kiss him on the mouth, with tongue, for posting this to his Twitter account:
"Heidi and Spencer are an interesting couple. famous for...being infamous. Bad and vacuous behavior. I think we're at minute 11 of their 15."