Note to Usher: Grow a backbone and/or strap on a set dude. I'm not a huge fan of Usher Raymond to begin with - he did cheat on my favorite member of TLC (Chilli for anyone taking notes) back in the day and sometimes his face reminds me of a troll doll. Still, I was about to give him some love for recent comments he made in response to seeing pictures like THIS of Chris Brown partying it up in Miami just a little while after his fist (allegedly) met Rihanna's face:

And THIS:

I mean seriously, even if you didn't give your girlfriend the beat down but everyone thinks you did, would you really be making faces like this:

He is just having the time of his life out there! So, I was going to give Usher the Captain Obvious award for saying he's, "a little disappointed" after seeing the shots of Brown vacationing. "Have a little bit of remorse, man." But no, he had to go and let me down by APOLOGIZING for making that statement. He released the following, "The comments made during a recent recording session amongst friends were taken out of context and blown out of proportion. I apologize on behalf of myself and my friends if anyone was offended. The intentions were not to pass judgment and we meant no harm. I respect and wish the best for all parties involved."

Don't apologize for what you said! Own it. Why is everyone dancing around the situation like we need to pet Chris Brown on the head and tell him it's ok, he's a good boy, he just made a mistake. He didn't just throw a pie in her face and ruin her makeup - he turned her face into a hamburger (allegedly). If he didn't do it, he should be cuddled up with his sweetie applying frozen peas to her bruises and massaging her feet while proclaiming that he's going to get the person who really did do this to her. Man up Hollywood.