My obsession with Martha Stewart is never-ending and has only grown since her giant leap into the social networking community. Martha blogs (ok, her assistants do most of the work for her) but now her adorable French bulldogs, Francesca and Sharkey, are hittin' up the dot com with their thoughts. The Daily Wag will most likely feature stories about the best places to pee in the garden; where to bask in the sun light along the Riviera; and how to work off all that poop you just ate because you couldn't help yourself.

While her dogs are busy with that, Ms. Martha is now on Twitter. I love this because most of her tweets are directed to people like Perez Hilton and Snoop Dogg:

Can't you just picture Martha saying that? Doesn't that make you so happy you tinkle yourself a little? I certainly just did. For those of you on Twitter, you can also follow me @chubbyjones (of course). Have a Chico's kind of day everyone.