By now I'm sure most of you have seen the awesome self-defense video to protect yourself from bear hugs. For those of you who haven't - I've posted it below. I'm not really sure why anyone would need to protect themselves from a bear hug, sure they wear a lot of leather but they tend to be really sweet on the inside.

Regardless, internet, this is where I need your help. Whoever has the power to put this video together with the "Time Warp" from Rocky Horror Picture Show has got a real winner on their hands.

Get on it internet, it's all yours.