Oh boy, the Jonas Brothers are coming out with a 3D movie - a la Miley Cyrus's Hannah Montana movie. I've said it once and I'll say it again - I'm not all that convinced these three boys all have the same father. I can see some similarities in two of them but the third straight-haired tone deaf one seems like the giant pink elephant in the room. The cutest pink elephant in the room, but still.

Wow, someone completely bit it while walking down the red carpet. She was holding a couple of drinks and about to pose for a photo op but tripped backwards and will probably be thrilled to know I am going to watch it over and over again on the DVR.

Speaking of Miley Cyrus, she and her flat-ironed dad, Billy Ray, are enjoying the spotlight. There seems to be a Grecian theme this evening in terms of wardrobe choices. Miley has a long flowing dress on with ugly shoes underneath (her words, not mine).

Peter Gabriel and his lovely wife are in attendance and he will hopefully be beating down Miley Cyrus for the Best Original Song award. I love Peter Gabriel, but this interview is like listening to Charlie Brown's teacher on cough syrup.

America Ferrera seems completely bored with questions about how she feels about her role on "Ugly Betty". Actually, she seems mostly bored when answering questions about everything.

Poor Steve Carrell - his interview with Tiki Barber keeps getting cut into with images of Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio. Kate's name also gets brought up during Eva Mendes's interview which I'm hoping means she'll win an award for something - even if it's just an award for taking over other people's interviews.

So far, the Golden Globe red carpet interviews have left much to be desired. If this is any indication for how the night is going to go, I'll need some Red Bull, vodka and a footlong sub from Subway delivered as soon as possible.