Have you ever gone up to the mic to sing karaoke (probably a Journey song) and not been able to take your eyes off of the lyrics screen? The videos someone has put together to go along with the songs are generally like a bad Bar Mitzvah green screen adaptation of a music video that always looks like it belongs in 1987. The vids are usually so deliciously terrible you'll sign up for an encore of the same song just to watch it all again.

Meet Mark Gormley, whose original music videos are just as magical as the karoake knock-offs. His tune, "Without You", is just as intense as Phil Thomas Katt would have you believe. It's half Black Sabbath's "Paranoid" half Barbizon commercial. I could do without the girl dressed in the zebra print top. I want more Mark doing his incredible pee-pee dance. You know the one - look for it at 1:50. By 1:59 he has to go REALLY BADLY. The good news for Mark, even if his singing career hasn't taken off, he's got a great mustache.

Videogum is hoping that Mark becomes the internet sensation of 2009. From what I've seen so far, I don't think they've got much to worry about.