The human eyebrow, incredible director Martin Scorsese awards Steven Spielberg with the Cecil B. Demille award for his accomplishments in filmmaking. Spielberg really has given us some incredible films. From "Jaws" to "E.T." to "The Color Purple" he has had a career that spans so many different genres and he's succeeded in all areas. The movie montage they've put together to celebrate this director probably could have been shortened by five minutes - but at least it isn't an acceptance speech for best catering during a Miniseries. Bring back Tracy Morgan!

Emma Thompson and Dustin Hoffman actually make me want to see "Last Chance Harvey". The two present the award to the Best Director in a Motion Picture which goes to Danny Boyle for "Slumdog Millionaire". You can tell from the sound of the audience how much the people involved in this film love the movie and its director.

Sigourney Weaver, the woman who broke my heart by not answering my 4th grade fan letter, introduces "Revolutionary Road" as a nominee for Best Motion Picture Drama. America's sweetheart Sandra Bullock introduces the nominees for Best Actor in a Motion Picture Comedy. Colin Ferrell wins the award and once again I can't understand almost every other word he is saying.