Either the sound system isn't working very well inside the auditorium or the celebrities who get invited to these shindigs would rather not have to pay attention to whatever is being said. For the second or third time tonight, the audience has been shushed and told to quiet down by whoever is presenting on stage. At least their booze is free, I have to talk to my dogs and bring my own Seagram's 7 to these parties.

Seth Rogan is looking incredibly good these days, "Zac and Miri Make a Porno" has done wonders for him. He and screen partner Elizabeth Banks present the award for Best Screenplay for a Motion Picture to Simon Beaufoy for "Slumdog Millionaire". His young actors cheer for him loudly, which is cute to see. Whoever was in charge of Simon's wardrobe gave him the entirely wrong size of shirt and jacket. It looks like he went shopping in daddy's closet.

My favorite Amy Poehler and McDreamy give the award for Best Actor in a comedic series to Alec Baldwin for his role on "30 Rock". Unfortunately for us, his speech wasn't as passionate as the voicemail message he left for his daughter a few years ago.

Renee Zellweger's dress makes it look as though she is a goth broom. She introduces "The Reader" as one of the nominees for best picture.

Terrance Howard and the incredibly gorgeous Megan Fox present the award for Best Actor in a Mini-Series or Made-for-TV movie and it goes to Paul Giamatti in "John Adams". If I didn't like bad television so much, I would probably try to see this very celebrated movie.