There's this bus I ride into work that is plastered everywhere with an ad that says, "Thinking of divorce?" and then launches into a spiel about who to call and where to go. All I can ever think is, "Even if I wasn't thinking of divorce before, I am now. So is everyone else on the bus,". Those ads really take the fun out of my commute. What someone needs to do is make a FUN ad for divorce - oh wait - someone already did!

J. Michael Gallagher Esq. gives us the dramatized scenario of a couple with an incredibly small vocabulary, a similar wardrobe and differing opinions about what to watch on TV. When they see a commercial about how Mr. Gallagher helped one woman ruin her soon-to-be ex-husband's New Year, they can't get to his phone number quick enough.