For someone who seemingly wants to stay out of the Hollywood spotlight, Joaquin Phoenix sure has a funny way of showing it. It was just this past October that he declared his acting career over and seemed irritated that he wasn't being taken seriously. Newsflash! If you want to be taken seriously, don't hang out having dance battles with Jamie Foxx - perhaps the biggest attention whore out there - while Casey Affleck films you "for a documentary" while director Brett Ratner is also hanging in your crew. To make matters worse, they performed the whole spectacle twice. For a documentary that's pretty lame. Announcing a fake film retirement is even more lame.

RoLo fans dry those tears from your eyes! Yesterday's report of a split between Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are false! Lohan is getting really tired of people trying to bring them down. I wonder what Michael Lohan has to say - no I don't, but I'm sure he'll tell us.

OMG, I have just spent the last ten minutes watching Michael Lohan not understand how his computer works. He can't stop telling everyone that Lindsay probably doesn't write her own blog. While LiLo might not be the brightest bulb in the bunch, I'm sure she has a pretty strong Myspace password (probably iluvsamro1434eva). If you want to see him not understand his computer and talk about how great of a band The Fray is (WTF) check him out right here.

I am crying right now. I am bored to tears, that's how terrible this is. His blog is even worse than the stuff Jodie Sweetin was putting out there for OK Magazine.

Speaking of Stephanie Judith Tanner, Jodie Sweetin has apparently gotten herself a book deal. I'd be interested in hearing about her life but she is in some serious need of a ghost writer.

Jerry O'Connell must be incredibly excited that his wife, Rebecca Romijn, will back back to a normal weight soon! She popped out little Charlie Tamara Tulip and Dolly Rebecca Rose on December 28th.