WHAT in Xenu's name is Tom Cruise doing on MTV's after-show for The Hills finale? I'm glad you asked. It's because when you need fake wedding advice, he is the wisest of them all to dispense that information. The hosts of the after-show had a little sit-down with Tom and turned him on with brought him face to face for a conversation with a picture of Laruen Conrad's arch-nemesis, Spencer Pratt.
The entire thing is bizarre, but probably will have more watchers and better reviews than Valkyrie.