Videogum celebrates(?) the Worst People of 2008. There are plenty of other people I'd like to add to their list. In no particular order:
- Dane Cook
- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
- Perez Hilton
- Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montag/MTV for putting them everywhere
- Tila Tequila/MTV for putting her everywhere/Myspace for making her famous
- Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus
Britney Spears gets some holiday cheer from Lindsay Lohan. She also reveals that her father Michael Lohan gave her a bastard sibling for Christmas. That's what I'm telling my family to get me next year.
Courtney Cox says the secret to a successful marriage is to take out the possibility for divorce. That seems kind of sad to me. Sure, counseling is great, but if you're not a happy camper (which is how I feel anyone would be married to David Arquette) why stick with it.
One of my favorite podcasts, NPR's Sound Opinions, has a wicked mix tape of holiday songs available for FREE download.
Unfortunately for me, my favorite Monifah song Touch It isn't able to be embedded, but that doesn't mean you can't listen to it. I seriously had a bad obsession with this jam back in college. There was one time I was driving back from the airport with a friend of mine and we were in bumper to bumper traffic - we blasted this on repeat and I did the lambada with the dashboard to the delight and fright of the cars around us. Good story. Moving on...
Jennifer Aniston confirms what the entire world (but especially Brad Pitt) knew, her GQ cover was photoshopped. I mean, is this newsworthy? It doesn't even resemble her face - in fact, it looks worse than her face.
If you really care what the Jonas Brothers' Favorite Ornaments are, then please stop reading my blog. You and I have nothing in common except maybe our love of sushi and miniature Twix bars.