If there is one video you need to give your eyes as a virtual feast - this is the one. Be prepared though - your heart will melt when you see Chris Dane Owens's crystal blue eyes. Your mouth will be held agape as you try to figure out just what the hell is going on in this video.

Some questions you may ask yourself:

-When I close my eyes, does he sound a little like Rick Astley?
-When I open my eyes do I see a long lost Nelson twin dressed as a LARPer?
-What is up with that facial hair?
-Why are half of the production values so damn good while the other half are laughably bad?
-What year/season is this set in?
-Is he a pirate? Is he a Revolutionary War soldier? Robin hood? Legend of Zelda?
-Who are these women? Why are they attracted to him?
-Who are these other men and why are they following his lead?
-Where can I learn to dance like him - especially the sweet spin move around 2:11
-What. The. Hell?