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Lingerie Breaks Fountain

The students of Chapman University in Orange, California are to be blamed for damage done to a fountain in the town's square. During the college's "Undie Run" event a group of scantily clad coeds decided it would be a god idea to climb the fountain. Let me go out on a limb here - there was alcohol involved. Alcohol + running in your undies + climbing a fountain = trouble.

As far as I know, my college didn't have an undie run - we just had the Boston Marathon which meant school was closed and everyone was drunk from the time they woke up until way past the last runner crossed the finish line. I'm thinking every college should try having one of these. It would promote health (running) and body acceptance (nudity) while also being a great way to start the semester. Just make sure there are plenty of kegs along the route and maybe some barriers so as to keep the historic fountains safe from harm.

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