Let's face it, none of us have the attention span to do anything but check up on how Samantha Ronson is doing now that she's out of the hospital.

If eye patches tickle your pickle, TV Guide has 18 of the best TV and movie characters with optical accessories.

Heidi, Spencer and their handlers all tried to pull a fast one on us - they aren't really married. Can they go away now? Spencer's face hurts my feelings.

New papa Pete Wentz has admitted to drinking Ashlee Simpson's breast milk. I don't find this odd at all - but the fact that his mom was witness to it is a bit strange.

I have the the hugest crush on Target Women, and you should too: