If anyone wants to know what to get me for the holidays, I'd suggest taking a trip to Alamo, Texas to Barney Smith's toilet seat art workshop. First of all, of course his name is Barney Smith - am I right or am I right? One has to wonder how Barney decided that toilet seats made the best canvas for his artistic expression. Did he just assume the sturdy lids would be perfect for decoupage? I'd like to put in a request for a toilet seat cover made to represent the entire John Hughes film catalogue. Thanks in advance.