I curse the day I ever found Stephen Baldwin even mildly attractive (it was those damn Pauly Shore movies). According to TMZ, the outspoken born-again Christian has tattooed his body with Hannah Montana's initials as part of a bet with Miley Cyrus. Miley and Stephen met at some White House gathering (President Bush must be a big Hannah Montana and Bio-Dome fan as well) and Ms. Cyrus told Stephen she would let him do a cameo on her hit Disney show if he got a Hannah Montana tattoo. She must've thought he wouldn't be stupid enough to actually go through with it - but boy was she wrong! In the ultimate lose-lose bet, Stephen got an "HM" tattooed on his shoulder. Sucks to be you Miley!