Ok, so I'm putting this in the "Bump Watcher" category just in case that's the reason these despicable pseudo-celebs tied the knot. I'm a little hesitant to put them there though because I don't really see them getting their swerve on. Their entire relationship seems staged and doomed to fail much like her clothing line and singing career. Over at the Entertainment Lawyer's blog, he's got (what I think) is a fantastic prediction: yet another reality program centered around the couple's relationship.

They don't even look like they enjoy kissing each other which isn't a great sign for a couple in love.

Now, clear something up for me - when two people elope isn't it in oder to be private and not make a big "to-do" over the wedding? I'm curious because Heidi and Spencer "eloped" in Mexico but brought an entire magazine photo crew. Things that make you go hmmm.

So, if they do make another "reality" program, will you watch it? Do you even care about these people any more? Will you be like me and watch only so you can hate them even more than you already do?