Alright it looks like we've got an older guy from The Bachelor, some lady from Dancing with the Stars, Nicole lead-singer-of-the-Pussycat-Dolls and Corbin Bleu interviewing people on the red carpet tonight. Former Project Runway winner designed all of the Pussycat Doll's dresses and is killing the words "Fierce" and "Fabulous" all on his own.

Christina Aguilera doesn't look too bad. The Jonas Brothers look exactly the same as every other time I've ever seen them. They're way too young to be dressing so old. Are we sure they're brothers? They don't really look all that similar.

We're going to be watching 19 performances tonight. I think this means I'll be watching for the next two days. I might take a break when Miley Cyrus performs. Oooh Sarah McLachlan, I didn't know she was performing, that's kind of exciting.

Jamie Foxx apparently worked with Carrie Ann on In Living Color and is pimping out his new album coming out soon. Am I the only one who really isn't digging Jamie Foxx the singer? Awkward transition between Jamie Foxx to American Idol runner-up David Archuletta. Ouch. Meanwhile David looks kind of dreamy! Obviously I'm in need of booze.