This is much much worse than I anticipated. Sure, it's fun in an ironic way to talk about liking the New Kids, but that's where things should end. They're too old to be grabbing their crotches onstage. Joey Joe's voice hasn't held up as well as his looks but Jordan Knight can really hit those high notes.

Ok, their medley is finished with and we get our first shot of Queen Latifah in the audience next to 5-time nominee Alicia Keys. I am looking forward to Alicia's performances almost as much as I'm excited about the Indian leftovers I'm about to eat.