I'd like to put a request in to Barack Obama to declare a Mariah Carey federal holiday. That lady can sing. Oh wait, I take that back - she's letting the wind machine effect her singing and her lame attempt at doing something with her boy-husband Nick Cannon was a FAIL.

I need some dancers with my Mimi performance otherwise my dogs aren't happy. And when my dogs aren't happy, I'm not happy either. We all want an upbeat danceable Mariah song.

Favorite Country Female Artist Award goes to...

Taylor Swift! Aw, hon, easy there with the hooker heels! Congrats - I like her simply because she likes Sarah Silverman.

Favorite Pop/Rock Female Artist goes to...*crossing fingers for Rihanna*...

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! Haha she just made Chris Brown hold her purse. Love her long time.