Who in their right mind puts a list together that has the words "hottest" and "tots" together (when "tots" refers to young children)? Forbes.com, that's who! It is bad enough to have a list dedicated to the "hottest" babies but don't slap me in the face by putting Suri Cruise at #1. Give me Shiloh, Cruz, Matilda or Kingston first - not Suri. I know, I shouldn't be mean. She's just a little girl, it's her parents that are insane.
To get to their results, the magazine "looked at both press clippings and Web presence for more than 50 A-list kiddies (5-years-old and younger) over the course of a year. Then, with a whittled down list, we reached out to Los Angeles, Calif.-based polling firm E-Poll Market Research for both awareness data for the kids and consumer appeal rankings for their celebrity parents." Apparently since the economy is going south they predict the world will find comfort watching these children grow up. Sure, when I try to scrounge for change in the couch to get that $5 footlong from Subway but can only come up with $3.25, I take comfort in the fact that Jessica Alba's baby stroller costs more than one month of my rent. Happy days are here again!
Anyway, here are the "hottest" babies in Hollywoodland today:
1. Suri Cruise
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt
5. Sam Alexis-Woods
6. Cruz Beckham
7. Matilda Rose Ledger
8. David Banda
9. Sean Preston Federline
10. Sam Sheen