Demi Lovato is adorable and super giggly. I predict for her to be the next Natalie Portman; you heard it here first. It's Miley Cyrus's 16th birthday today. She has a multi-million dollar empire. You know what I was doing at 16? Working at a bead store where I actually had to do inventory and COUNT BEADS.

Taylor Swift needs a little more color in her ensemble. I like the silvery beading but she needs to change it up a bit.

Oh great, Ne-Yo has a new movie coming out. It's going to be loosely based on his life, so I'm counting on there to be dancing. Truth be told, I'll watch pretty much anything with dancing in it. I own a VHS copy of "You Got Served". Don't judge me.

Nicole Scherziger sounds like Paris Hilton, who put her in charge of interviews? She also told Steven Tyler and Joe Perry that they look "crazy, sexy fresh". Honey needs to wipe the gobs of makeup off her eyes cuz they look like a couple of strung out 60-year-old Joni Mitchell impersonators. No offense to them, I happen to love Aerosmith (or at least any video of theirs that included Alicia Silverstone).