As anyone close to me knows, I am semi-obsessed with old people. Just like kids, they say the darndest things. Their skin gets softer and more gobble-like. They wear their pants way too high. They try to set me up with their grandsons and feed me Werther's Originals. What's not to love? So, I get really upset when I see my people being forced to sing/rap when it looks like they have absolutely no interest in doing so. The following video is almost as bad as President Bush flashing the shocker. Half of the time it seems like they're doing the "watermelon" trick, repeating that word over and over again when they don't know what they're actually supposed to be saying.