Ashlee Simpson finally had her baby last night and she and her hubby Pete Wentz named him Bronx Mowgli. I liked The Jungle Book as much as anyone possibly could but I'm just not sure a middle name like Mowgli is going to help him from not getting beaten up in school.
Truth be told, I'm excited to watch this little emo baby grow up and get dressed in all Clandestine Industries onesies. Pete, Ashlee, my gift of baby's first eyeliner is on its way. Congrats!