I need to get over my anger at Miley Cyrus but I can't seem to be able to help myself. Her song and performance at the American Music Awards reminds me of a cheesy late 80's movie with a bad soundtrack.

Favorite Country Male Artist is...Brad Paisley. Ah, yet another country act I don't follow.

STOP THE PRESSES VALKYRIE COMMERCIAL

Tom Cruise looks more ridiculous acting in this movie than he does sitting in the chair talking about the movie for the commercial. I predict Box Office bomb. Poor Suri.

Coldplay is taking the stage and there are rumors going on about an impending breakup. Maybe it's just my television but they sound terrible, like they're all going at different speeds. I doubt the other artists in the audience appreciate the confetti falling on them and I especially don't think being forced to watch Chris Martin jump around oddly onstage is helping the performance either. The big dude sitting next to Alicia Keys looked pissed!

Richie Sambora and Colbie Caillat are announcing Favorite Pop/Rock album and she changed out of her bright green flower petal dress into something more boring.

The award goes to Alicia Keys. Her outfit is a pretty sweet Indian-inspired number. I wonder if she matched her Spanx to her dress. I like that she brought her purse up on stage while accepting her award.