There's a Hollywood Madame out there who needs a fresh copy of Webster's dictionary STAT! She is claiming to have "worked with" Will Smith in getting his extra-marital activities lined up. While it is no secret that he and wife Jada have an open relationship, the Madame claims that Will's pros were all men. There is a huge problem here. No, this isn't hard to believe considering how much he likes to pal around with Tom Cruise and his hardest raps revolve around parents not understanding (you tell them "Big Willy"). The problem is that this Madame had promised not to tell anyone about his sexy times with the men. She states, “I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion,” she said. “Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.”

Way to screw things up for all of gay Hollywood! Seriously, what kind of world are we living in where you can't trust a Hollywood Madame with your sexual preferences? Who can closeted gay stars turn to now?