David Duchovny is out of rehab for his sex addiction and can now go back to only playing a sex addict on TV's Californication. Poor Tea Leoni, I hope she puts a tight clamp around his stripper pole or gets the hell out of that marriage. When did Moulder become so irresistible to women?

Also, what is this sex rehab thing? Duchovny's lawyer says, "He successfully completed his treatment," but what does that mean exactly? He kept his hands to himself (oh I'm sure he did, many many times) for like two weeks? What happens when he's back to simulating sex with many different partners on television and he starts to twitch because he has to fulfill his urges? Tea should put one of those electric dog collars on Little David so he doesn't stray again.