Can someone please give Kevin Bacon a lollipop and a belly rub? He looks like someone took away his food, water and Nintendo Wii.

Like really, what's wrong here? Normally when I see pictures of him, he's smiling and figuring out how many degrees of separation he is from the person next to him. Let's wish upon a star that his marriage is intact. He and Keira Sedgwick are one of my favorite celebrity couples.
