Talk about a predictable breakup - Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce. The only thing surprising is how they managed to keep it together for almost 8 years. Madonna doesn't really seem like the marrying type; she needs a harem filled with tortured artists, personal trainers and drag queens.
Hopefully Guy will be able to make a good movie now that he's off the leash. Madonna is now free to have mani/pedis with A-Rod while they braid each other's hair.