Someone with way too much money in their bank account just paid the lord of the water, Michael Phelps, $100,000 to do laps during his wife's pool party. Haven't these people heard what's happening with our economy? I'm not sure it was worth it even if there was some breaststroke involved.
If someone wants to pay me $50 to dress up in a bee costume and re-enact the Blind Melon "No Rain" video, I'm available.