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J. Lo and Marc Anthony Know How to Make Marriage Work

J-Lo and Marc Anthony

J. Lo and Marc Anthony renewed their marital vows this past weekend in Las Vegas. The ceremony took place at 3:30 a.m. right after their friends Carlos Beltran and his wife Jessica did their own.

Is anyone else thinking what I'm thinking? A long night of drinking led to a PARTNER SWAP! Which in turn led to renewal of marital vows. Hear me out, Beltran plays for the Mets and baseball players are notorious for swinging their bats more at away games than home games ifyaknowwhatI'msayin'. I'm sure after looking at Marc Anthony's face for four years and having his babies J. Lo was ready for a pinch hitter.

Hey if it works for fellow fake non-Scientologists Will and Jada Smith, it can totally work for Jen and Marc.

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