I spent a good 15 minutes this morning trying to find that old video of a presumably drugged-up Joaquin Phoenix to post with this "Happy Birthday" shout out - but it turns out I don't really need it because I've got a better video to post.

At last night's benefit for Paul Newman's Association of Hole in the Wall Camps, the actor told an E! news reporter that he's finished acting. When the reporter questions him and thinks Joaquin is joking with him (because really, why the hell would Joaquin give a a random E! news dude this type of exlusive?) he seems pissed off. I get the sense that he might need a Zoloft prescription...maybe a few hugs for good measure.