One of Hef's bunnies has fled the cage known as the Playboy Mansion. Brendan, over at What Would Tyler Durden Do?, reports that Kendra Wilkinson (otherwise known as The Sporty One With The Nice Butt And The Weird Laugh) is engaged to someone who doesn't look like a prune and smell like Rolaids. He reports that this Girl Next Door will be marrying Hank Baskett, a wide receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles.

Thank goodness! If Sam and Lindsay can come out of the closet about their relationship, Kendra can stop pretending to be even mildly attracted to Hugh Hefner.