Happy birthday wishes go out to all of these famous people today:
Nick Jonas, a 15 year old who makes a crap ton more money than I do.
Alexis Bledel, former Gilmore Girl who travels with her pants these days.
Amy Poehler, whose Hilary Clinton impersonation is inspiring.
Marc Anthony whose music I never got into.
Jennifer Tilly who shouldn't have gone red.
Molly Shannon: Superstar.
Richard Marx looking SOOOOOOOOO much better without the mullet.
David Copperfield whose magic must've helped him look exactly the same as he did ten years ago.
Mickey Rourke who needs some of David Copperfield's magic...damn he looks bad.
Ed Begley Jr. who has some great environmentally-friendly ideas.
B.B. King, still talking about makin' love at 83.
Lauren Bacall who kind of looks like Kathleen Turner at 84!
