In honor of this weekend's nuptials between Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson I've decided to post a picture of Ryan's ex, Alanis Morisette, looking like she doesn't have a care in the world.
Maybe she just finished singing "I am Woman Hear Me Roar" or "Uninvited" as in, "You d-bags aren't going to be invited to my wedding...whenever that happens." Good for you Alanis, you tell them.
Ryan and Scarlett started their perfect abs/boobs relationship about a year and a half ago and have been engaged since last May. I don't know where ScarJo found the time to plan a wedding between acting in Woody Allen's movies, campaigning for Obama and putting out an album. Maybe Ryan did the whole thing and that's why it was held at a wilderness resort in Vancouver. He probably wanted an excuse to grow out his facial hair like Grizzly Adams.