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Mom Steals Daughter's Identity To Go Back To High School

The world is an amazing place. A 33 year-old woman from Wisconsin stole her daughter's identity and enrolled in high school. Not only did she sit in on classes but she also signed up for the cheerleading squad - a bold move even for a 15 year-old. If we can learn one thing from all of this, it's that just because you can fit into clothes from Forever 21 it doesn't mean you can pull off the look. I'm sure she came up with this brilliant identity theft plan after putting on a pair of leggings and a button down.

Just look at that lady! She should've been trying to hang out with the stoners not the cheerleaders! I'm sure she could've passed in that group - or at least they wouldn't have cared. It's not like her stoner friends would've missed out on competing in a State Joint Rolling Competition. The cheerleaders had way too much to lose.

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