Normally I would never be thrilled when one person calls another one fat, but when the target of the name calling is Jessica Simpson my heart warms, a tear comes to my eye and a slow clap begins. Tony Romo's number one fan has been yapping away about her love for the football player. She appeared on People Magazine's cover last month saying she just told Romo, "You're the love of my life." He shouldn't get too excited, I think she said the same thing to the chicken of the sea guy. She also addressed the rumors about Tony calling his ex, American Idol winner Carrie Underwood. Jess has done an impressive investigative job of looking through Tony's phone to see what comes in and out and apparently found nothing. No offense Jessica, but it's not like Mr. Romo couldn't afford a cell phone plan on the side. I know the unlimited texting rates are exorbitant but if I can pay for it, so can your man.

Anywho, when word got back to Underwood about what Jessica had to say, she laughed it all off and told her friend (about the People cover, "...it's the same one Jess did about John Mayer - same smile, same look, except she's a little fatter." ZING!

Now we'll all have to wait until Jessica does something classy to retaliate.