Pete Doherty must be crying into the bottom of his crack pipe right now. Stuart Pilkington from Big Brother 9 beat him out for a contract with Yves Saint Laurent to be the face of their new men's eye makeup line.

I demand a recount of whatever voting took place. This guy doesn't look like he needs anything to hide the bags under his eyes and the boils on his skin. If YSL could make Doherty look good, every man, woman and would be lining up to spend their weekly allowance on this stuff. They really missed out. At least the bronzer industry knows Pete is available to promote their products.