Poor Britney Spears. Her career is almost on the upswing - or at least she hasn't been shaving her head, attacking people with umbrellas or speaking in a terrible British accent lately - and now this happens. Ex-boyfriend and always creep, Adnan Ghalib, is letting the world know he made a sex tape with the pop star and now the bidding wars can begin. For some reason I can picture a tub of Frappachinos being involved but that's neither here nor there.

The a-hole says, "There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries...Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”

The only question I have is, doesn't Britney have a say in all of this? I mean, it's not exactly just his property is it? And I want, nay NEED to know if she was aware of the taping as it went down. I'd like to think there is a special place below hell for people like him.