Looks like the straights are screwing up the sanctity of marriage without any help from the gays! After just 8 weeks of marriage, Chris Kattan and his wife Sunshine Tutt are already separated. Maybe he waited until after the ceremony to finally show her his movies and now she's having second thoughts. Or maybe she read Kevin Murphy's book:

Love is also on the rocks for New Kid on the Block's Donnie Wahlberg. He and his wife of eight years have filed for divorce. Do we think it might have to do with the New Kids comeback tour? Just think of all the mothers in the audience throwing their Hanes Her Ways up on stage when they celebrate their forgotten youth.