Exhibit A

Only A-list stars and maybe Anges Deyn could pull off a look this craptastic. To add insult to injury, she is flashing the peace sign after obviously killing two puppies and shoving her feet into their carcasses.

Exhibit B

You know the backup singers are cursing the day they were born into the wrong family. After shooting this video they probably went home and cried into their bowls of half-eaten Ramen. Jay-Z's sister-in-law wants to make a name for herself and not be compared to her older, more bootylicious and more talented sister. I don't think she'll have to worry about that too much since her lack of talent pretty much speaks for itself. Whe looks like she needs some No-Doz for half of the video and her lip-synching needs an overhaul.

Exhibit C

Solange finally found someone who was interested in speaking to her and she screws it up by being incredibly rude to the host because she doesn't understand the concept of "on-air" versus "off-air". When the matter is cleared up for her, she continues to scowl and act uninterested. She should be kissing anyone's cankles who gives her more than a second to open that hole in her face.