Why is it that there are reality shows devoted to winning the chance to be Paris Hilton's new bff? Doesn't everyone just end up a big old loser in the end? To make matters worse, she is taking her lazy eye across the pond to the UK to find a second best friend. Yes, that's right, not only is she doing an American version of Paris Hilton's My New BFF, she's also doing a British one. Here's what the socialite had to say:

"Everyone knows I love LA, but London, watch out - I'm coming to town and bringing my fast-paced life with me,". Yes! Hold on to your Wellies and check your Earl Grey for some absinthe, Paris Hilton is doing Big Ben!

"I'm in the UK all the time, but of course I can't bring all my friends, so I've decided to look for a new BFF across the pond," When I read this, all I can think about is how much I'd like to hog-tie her.

"I need a best friend who is hot, who can keep up with me, and most of all, who is real and won't be a backstabber. I'm not leaving London until I find that amazing girl or guy who can meet the challenges of being my British bestie!" I, for one, want to know about what's in it for the "winner" of this challenge. Paris is looking for all of the qualities in a bestie that she doesn't possess. Let's face it, telling the world that you're Paris Hilton's best friend is kind of like telling everyone you've slept with Andy Dick.