I know what you're thinking, Chubby Jones has seen more facelifts and changes than most trannies need to go through - but let's not dwell on that - let's talk about some of the folks who came out to support the new Judd Apatow film, Pineapple Express

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How is it possible that Rosie Perez hasn't aged at all? She looks like someone I might hire to babysit my kids (if I did have kids).

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On the other side of things, I don't think I would let Macaulay or Kieran Culkin near my kids. They look like they've been riding the pineapple express for a few days straight.

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Paul Rudd should share his munchies with the Culkin kids.

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Martha Plimpton was hands-down my favorite Goonie. She and Rosie Perez should get together and do a skin care line for QVC. They look even better than they did before.