Can we talk about Katy Perry? Sure she's the new "it" girl according to MTV but aren't we getting a bit ahead of ourselves here? She has one big hit with "I Kissed a Girl" and now she's being compared to princess Rihanna? Sure, I really enjoy the chorus of her song but with a beat like that she could say, "I killed someone and I liked it" and I'd still shake what my momma gave me. It's annoying enough that Perez Hilton basically thinks she came out of his womb but to top that - she hasn't actually ever kissed a girl. This will apparently be taken care of and exploited at the MTV Video Music Awards. The show's producers are looking through their address books trying to find the right celebrity to lock lips with the singer on stage. BORING! Give us something we haven't seen before that isn't predictable. I want to see Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford make out.

What's interesting is, Katy's video for her hit single would lead me to believe the girl she kisses is a hooker. A considerably older soccer mom hooker at that. Judge for yourself and please don't be afraid to tell me what I'm missing, I'm all ears.