In honor of it being Friday and my not wanting to use too many brain cells, I've decided to give you all some pretty pictures to gaze at along with a fun party trick you can take wherever you go. Seriously, it might even help you get laid.
I have to start out with my favorite "are they" "aren't they" couple, Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan. They are adorable together - whether they're just bosom buddies or if they're scissor sisters they get two very enthusiastic thumbs up.
Now two people I can do without: Tila Tequila and Paris Hilton.
Can someone please explain Tila Tequila's fame to me? Sure, her name is fun to say - it slips off the tongue more easily than say, St. Pauli Girl, but that's where her party stops. Is it because she's bisexual? I've got news for you, she's not bisexual she's just greedy.
If I had the means, I don't think I'd want to be famous for being rich - unless I actually made the money myself for utilizing a talent. Paris Hilton doesn't seem to mind though. Coining phrases like, "That's hot," making sex tapes (which I heard were pretty boring) and carrying a dog around as an accessory isn't considered a talent. I must say though, her boobs do look good in this picture.
Next up is Gossip Girl's Jessica Szohr who looks incredible. While her character Vanessa is irritating, she has to be one of the sweetest celebs out there. Love the shirt!
Finally, one of my favorite people on the planet - Margaret Cho. She looks fab (as does Michelle Obama on the cover of Radar)!
Ok, so here's your party trick. While I'm not a beer drinker, I might carry a folded up piece of paper in my back pocket from now on just to pull this one off.